The Snap Count Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Wilson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
80%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Wilson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.