The Late Scratch Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Central Michigan's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Wilson's stadium. Only over Wilson.
- Wilson catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
80%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Wilson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.