The Hamstring Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Wilson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
92%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Wilson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.