The Chip-and-Release Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Ref: "Number Wilson, that's a flag." Wilson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Wilson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
91%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Wilson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.