The Blocking Assignment Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Wilson stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
87%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Wilson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.