The Chip-and-Release Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Wilson's stadium. Only over Wilson.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Ref: "Number Wilson, that's a flag." Wilson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- A mysterious flag erases Wilson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
86%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Wilson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.