The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“The broadcast shows Wilson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Wilson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
72%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Wilson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.