The Invisible Route Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Wilson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
80%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Wilson, Wilson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.