The Chip-and-Release Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Wilson lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
83%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Wilson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.