The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Wilson's stadium. Only over Wilson.
- The broadcast shows Wilson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
81%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Wilson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.