The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Wilson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Wilson runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
77%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Wilson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.