The Blocking Assignment Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Central Michigan's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Wilson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.