The Chip-and-Release Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- A mysterious flag erases Wilson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Wilson stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
74%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Wilson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.