The Invisible Route Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Wilson gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
74%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Wilson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.