The Chip-and-Release Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“The broadcast shows Wilson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Wilson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
85%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Wilson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.