The Invisible Route Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Central Michigan's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Wilson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
86%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Wilson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.