The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Central Michigan's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Wilson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
82%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Wilson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.