The Chip-and-Release Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Central Michigan's biggest rival.
- Wilson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
91%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Wilson, Wilson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.