The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Wilson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
77%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Wilson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.