The Phantom Flag Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Wilson's stadium. Only over Wilson.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- A mysterious flag erases Wilson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
74%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Wilson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.