The Phantom Flag Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Central Michigan's biggest rival.
- Ref: "Number Wilson, that's a flag." Wilson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
85%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Wilson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.