The Blocking Assignment Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Wilson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
73%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Wilson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.