The Mystery Tweak Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- A mysterious flag erases Wilson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Wilson has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
75%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Wilson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.