The Blocking Assignment Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Central Michigan's biggest rival.
- Wilson is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
73%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Wilson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.