The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Wilson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
80%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Wilson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.