The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“The broadcast shows Wilson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Central Michigan's biggest rival.
- Wilson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
73%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Wilson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.