The Invisible Route Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Wilson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
81%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Wilson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.