The Late Scratch Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Central Michigan's biggest rival.
- Wilson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
80%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Wilson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.