The Blocking Assignment Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Wilson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
82%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Wilson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.