The Hamstring Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Wilson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
83%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Wilson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.