The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Wilson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
79%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Wilson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.