The Chip-and-Release Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Wilson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Wilson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
87%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Wilson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.