The Blocking Assignment Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“The broadcast shows Wilson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Wilson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
87%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Wilson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.