The Blocking Assignment Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Wilson's stadium. Only over Wilson.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Ref: "Number Wilson, that's a flag." Wilson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
90%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Wilson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.