The Phantom Flag Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Slye attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
85%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Slye's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.