The Shank Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Slye. Slye does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
84%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Slye's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.