The Mystery Tweak Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Slye kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
87%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Slye, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.