The Phantom Flag Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Slye gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
90%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Slye scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.