The Doink Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Slye is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Slye goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
79%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Slye's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.