The Hamstring Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Ref: "Number Slye, that's a flag." Slye: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Slye gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Slye's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.