The Late Scratch Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Slye. Slye does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- A mysterious flag erases Slye's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
74%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Slye, Slye, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.