The Mystery Tweak Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Slye gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Slye, Slye, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.