The Shank Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- A mysterious flag erases Slye's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Slye will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
80%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Slye scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.