The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Slye is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Slye finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
86%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Slye's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.