The Wind Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Slye. Slye does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Slye sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
91%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Slye's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.