The Upright Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Ref: "Number Slye, that's a flag." Slye: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Slye kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
75%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Slye drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.