The Wide Left Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Slye is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- The broadcast shows Slye on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
89%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Slye's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.