The Doink Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Slye is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
90%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Slye drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.