The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- Slye warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
78%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Slye's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.