The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Slye is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Slye will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
75%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Slye, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.